I swear a small, drunk troll lives somewhere within me

And despite being stone cold sober, that drunk troll makes sure I walk into every wall, door, door frame and piece of furniture I possibly can.

This guy makes some awesome stuff.

This guy makes some awesome stuff.

There are so many famous people who wouldn’t have even taken a photo with the girl, let alone picked up the lunch tab for her and her group of friends.

There are so many famous people who wouldn’t have even taken a photo with the girl, let alone picked up the lunch tab for her and her group of friends.

Okay, yes, Taylor Swift’s music absolutely sucks

But, you guys, she gave a total stranger $90 to go with her (seven or so) friends to lunch on said stranger’s birthday. There’s really no reason to mock her. Not for that at least. Mock her for her shit music.

East Los High is simultaneously the best and worst thing I’ve ever seen. And these two girls are totally worth watching.

East Los High is simultaneously the best and worst thing I’ve ever seen. And these two girls are totally worth watching.

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This picture leaves me rather speechless. I have no children, I’ve never been through childbirth, but I am confident that if I had or did, I would not want to exit the hospital a day and a half later to this.

This picture leaves me rather speechless. I have no children, I’ve never been through childbirth, but I am confident that if I had or did, I would not want to exit the hospital a day and a half later to this.